Tyra – you can stop looking for America’s Next Top Model because I have found the perfect candidate. My model has a long, lean body, legs that go on for ever, and a don’t-mess-wit-me attitude: 

Plus, she even has that “my-head-is-too-big-for-my-body” look that models have. And how about that connection with the camera.  I do believe she is smizing.

Bonus: you won’t have to have those mid-season chats about anorexia and self esteem.  This girl eats like … well, a mantis. 

So Tyra, call me. I’m thinking America’s Next Top Mantis has quite a ring to it.

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